TV HELL

I am dedicating this to Little Rickie Santorum. The legendary John Peel presented this stunning compilation of the absolutely most demonically terrible pop performances ever presented on BBC.

The play list follows after the break:

Jimmy Osmond: Long-Haired Lover From Liverpool
Clive Dunn: Grandad
St Winifred School School Choir: Grandma
Terry Wogan: Floral Dance
Laurie Lingo & The Dipsticks (aka DLT): Convoy GB
Jasper Carrott: Funky Moped
(Dancin' Queens - Pan's People, etc)
England World Cup Squad 1982: This Time (We'll Get It Right)
Chas & Dave: Come On You Spurs
Scotland World Cup Squad 1982: We Have A Dream
Chas & Dave: Ossie's Dream
Andy Cameron: Ally's Tartan Army
Chas & Dave: Ossie's Dream
(Fashion Victims - DJs, including Peel)
Toto Colelo: I Eat Cannibals
Demis Roussos: Forever And Ever
Boystown Gang: Can't Take My Eyes Off You
Jonathan King: Everybody's Gone To The Moon
100 Ton And A Feather: It Only Takes A Minute
Jonathan King: Una Paloma Blanca
Steve & Albert: Follow The Bouncing Ball
John Paul Joans: The Man From Nazareth
Philip & Vanessa: Two Sleepy People
Simon May: We'll Gather Lilacs
(Chart rundown of "the truly horrid")
Wurzels: I Am A Cider Drinker (#10)
Danny Mirror: I Remember Elvis Presley (#9)
Joe Dolce: Shaddap Your Face (#8)
Tweets: Birdie Song (#7)
Goombay Dance Band: Seven Tears (#6)
Sylvia: Y Viva Espana (#5)
Renee & Renato: Save Your Love (#4)
Father Abraham: The Smurf Song (#3)
Keith Harris & Orville: Orville's Song (#2)
Black Lace: Agadoo (#1)